larxenesomebody: merlinsfuckingbeard: My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ I then proceeded to show him what was in it He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh Always have...
How to be classy in three easy steps:
blimpcat: promisemebeautiful: c0ntroversially: blueishcolour: fmlfoodmusiclife: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab. love this. so much. HAHAHA I FEEL SO FUCKING CLASSY some wine by a fire on a rainy night obv the best ah yes.
Anon or not
♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
⚧ = I am a non-binary individual who has a crush on you
♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
✂ = just delete your tumblr already
✌ = you’re awesome
♡ = I love your blog
❁ = you’re beautiful
✓ = I hate you
☹ = you’re ugly
☀ = I want to have sex with you
♬ = I wish we were close
§ = your otp sucks
♧ = I wish we were friends in real life
☆ = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮ = you inspire me
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Me: literally dead omfg
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
A very short lesson in Psychology:
-kakashi: When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret When a person can’t cry, that person is weak When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension When a person cries on little things, that person is...
kiibutt: jennycraigslist: when a hot boy talks to you when a boy talks to you
when i keep chickening out about talking to my...
omgtooreal: and my friends are finally just like:
Dancing as a kid. →
funniest10k: When I was a kid, we danced like.. Today’s kids dance like.. Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow